How to annoy someone to move out?

well.. this may be a long story, I will try to make it short. About 2 years ago I met my husband and moved in (into the house he owns). His best friend also lives here( in the basement) and is the most disgusting pig I have ever met! examples... he dosent shower, he leaves food molding, is an alcholic (drinks about 15-30 beer a day) and leaves his empty beer cans all over the place.. just yesterday he left for work and forgot to turn his filthy toster oven off.. I smelled burning.. sure enough it was smoking hot because it was left on for about 6 hours before i noticed the smell. Anyways, my husband and I had a baby 11 months ago and i am worried for our safety. We plan to be moving in the next 6 months and gave the roomate notice. But it just isnt quick enough for me...im worried he will burn the house down or something. And my husband is too nice of a guy to give him the boot. Im just wondering if anyone has any ideas ... things I can do to annoy him so he will be more motivated

How to annoy someone to move out?
Try motivating your husband alittle. Don%26#039;t put up with having to live with someone else. Tell him that either he goes, or you and your child go. You need to tell him that you are uncomfortable, not willing to clean up behind this person, and that you are worried for your safety beings that he leaves things on and nearly causes house fires. I can assure you that if your husband loves you and his child he will do what it takes to see that this person leaves. Men don%26#039;t like to be the bad guy, they need alittle push sometimes. Help your husband find him another place to live this might ease the situation alittle.
Reply:Start bringing packing material into the house, now is a good time to start anyway. Put the majority of the material in the area he stays in, on his bed in his space, and start moving everything in that area as if that the space you chose to pack everything. Don%26#039;t leave anything for him to sit, sleep and get comfortable on, or in.


When you see him sitting around, tell him to go do something. When he%26#039;s sleeping vaccum, when he%26#039;s watching something on TV, vaccum, then when he turns up the volume, tell him to turn it down before he wakes up the baby.
Reply:Trying to annoy him... is just not adult at all. So... breath... and grow up a bit. Talk to your husband. Tell him that you want this man out. If he has been living there legaly you have to give him 30 days notice to get out of the house. Type up an eviction letter... and if he does not leave in the 30 days provided you can have the cops take him out (if it comes to that). Dont try to agrivate him to leave though... you see you are not setting a good example for your child (even though this is just a baby). You need to do this the adult way and get this man out of your house. You can tell him that there is no drinking in your home anymore. And you can tell him that he can not leave electrical apliances on or he will burn the house down. Tell him your problems... and then tell him to get out. If you are housing an alcoholic... you are enabeling him to continue down this bad path in life. If you kick him out... just maybe he will hit rock bottom and change his life around. I agree that he has to get out... just not the way you want to get rid of him. Good luck hun.
Reply:Watch a lot of sap movies, leave laundry around, play your music too loud, never have beer in the fridge even if he puts new ones in take them out.


Or just tell him %26quot;Look you egotistical slog, we are about to have a baby, you know this. We need the extra room, either you stop freeloading or pack your things right now, and get the helll out, because personally I am sick of you. I don%26#039;t want you here anymore. You have had enough time to find your own place, and if you haven%26#039;t then too bad, go live with someone else, or go home%26quot;.
Reply:Honey your fighting a lost battle, he is gonna remain nasty no matter what you do. I really feel bad for you because that would drive me crazy . The safety issue is very serious your husband should be more concerned with your safety as opposed to his friend. Just start talking about him on the phone with your friends when you know he can hear you let them know how nasty he is and how it is making your crazy see what happens.
Reply:You may want to talk to your husband about safety factors. He%26#039;s endangering not only you and your husband but your child as well. Try to convince your husband that %26quot;nice%26quot; could end up killing you all.





This guy needs help. Rather than trying to annoy him, maybe help him look for a place. He doesn%26#039;t sound like the type of person who will get annoyed easily if he has no problem living among trash and molding food. You%26#039;ve already given him notice so he knows he has to move. Why not do some research on your own, find some nice possibilities for him and talk about the kinds of bargains that are out there. Take him to look at some places and help him pack up and move. That way, you%26#039;re being helpful and you can preserve the friendship your husband has with him. You can also move him out of your home and be %26quot;nice%26quot; at the same time.
Reply:You can%26#039;t force him out right before the holidays. That%26#039;s just not going to happen.





So, you say you%26#039;ll be moving on in 6 months anyway?





I say wait it out. Be civil, be adult, and deal with it for a little while. It will all be over soon.
Reply:You have a baby. Should%26#039;t be an issue. Tell him how you feel and see what happens ask your husband to help.



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